In honor of the CMT Awards, CMA Music Fest, and Rolling Stone's Top 100 Country Songs

Rolling Stone posted a list of the Top 100 Country Songs. There are so many things wrong with this list. Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Brad Paisley all made the list. Seriously, Rolling Stone? Taylor Fucking Swift?? From anyone who has ever enjoyed great country music, fuck you.

The CMT Awards were this week along with the CMA Music Fest in Nashville. When it was the International Country Music Fan Fair, it was pretty awesome. Now it is just a big, showy, nothing-experience of shit music.

In honor of all of this, Hank III: