my wife watches terrible television

my wife works four 10 hour shifts, so she is off for 3 days each week. since i don't have a job, she gets to watch whatever she wants when she is home. i figure that is fair for her having to be my sugar-moma and all.........

however, she watches some of the absolute worst television.

yesterday i got to listen to dr. oz go on and on about uterine bleeding. after that i got to suffer through 'the drs.' rambling on and on about who knows what women's ailment. i also get to listen to such emmy worthy shows as 'i didn't know i was pregnant', 'kate plus 8', anything with babies and 'intervention' is the worst.

there are a couple of shows that she watches that i don't mind all too much. maury is fun because of all of the pieces of shit that need a pregnancy test. reba is ok because of joanna garcia. don't recognize the name? well, she looks like this:





and then, she also loves the golden girls which i don't mind at all. say what you will, you know that you would at least consider sex with an old slut like blanche devereaux