doctor visit

i went to the doctor today because i felt that now that i am 30, i should probably get checked out. i want blood work done and stuff because i have a lot of family members with heart issues.



when i got to the doctor's office, this is what greeted me:







this has cracked me up all damn day! maybe it is because, mentally, i am really just a 14 year old boy.

i keep hearing in my head "dr. dickensheets, dr. dickensheets.........dr. dickensheets to the ER". or, "dr. dickensheets, be honest with me.......how much time do i have?" or, "you're losing him dr. dickensheets! you're losing him!!"


ha!


and then, when we got home, my wife discovered my diagnosis on the wrap-up sheet:






so, it is official. i am fat.