Baby Daddy Crib

i use foursquare. there is something kind of fun about it. it's kind of stupid, i know, but i like it.

if you don't know what it is, wikipedia says this:

Users "check-in" at venues using a mobile website, text messaging or a device-specific application by running the application and selecting from a list of venues that the application locates nearby.[3] Each check-in awards the user points and sometimes "badges".

i check in a lot, but i never add stupid places like "my house" or "timmy's place" or whatever.

i opened up my foursquare while sitting on my couch and noticed that someone had added "baby daddy crib" and it was .5 miles away.

this didn't really surprise me because i live in the hood. in the freaking ghetto. ghet-to.







i clicked on it because i thought it would be funny to check in at "baby daddy crib" but, i noticed the photo of the mayor was a little different than i expected















when i saw a place named "baby daddy crib", i immediately thought that the mayor would be a photo of a maury show guest. however, the little bit i could see didn't look like what i expected at all











so, i had to investigate more. i clicked on the mayor of "baby daddy crib" to get a closer look but only got this.




i still couldn't see all of it, but i could tell that the mayor of "baby daddy crib", the person who obviously created the place on foursquare and checks-in all the time, is not what i expected.

i figured i would see someone more along the lines of gabourey sidibe

instead, when i click the photo, i was greeted with this:

this little cutie is the mayor of a place called "baby daddy crib" on foursquare. a place that is a half-mile from my house in the middle of the freaking ghetto.

i didn't expect the cute, chipmunk cheeks and cheerleader build. but apparently, daddy's disappointment is down with the swirl. it seems that krystal k. a fan of the smoked sausage.