the internet is for porn

we all know that the internet is for porn. in fact, the top 3 reasons that people use the internet are: music, travel and porn.

i am not telling you anything new. and, i am sure that you know that there are lots of different kinds of porn out there. however, there is a type of porn that is new to me.

youtube porn.

it isn't real porn. it doesn't show sex or nudity or anything like that, but it is kinda like porn.

youtube porn is mainly "booty shakin". girls in shorts or panties shaking their asses.

like this:

or like this:

however, some of it is rather creepy. like this one:

the real question is, what would be worse.........getting caught watching real, hardcore porn or getting caught knocking one out to youtube?