#FKRthanksgiving

i was at my big mama's house for thanksgiving, so i wasn't around a computer. but, i had my phone and was able to tweet all of the thanksgiving action.

if you don't follow me on twitter............first of all, what the hell is wrong with you? second, here are the tweets that you missed:


Wow. The interstate is really busy. Probably shouldn't be tweeting......

So far, a cousin has winter grass planted in the shape of a cross in her yard & my aunt said 'those chinese next door'. Happy thanksgiving!

Oh, and my dad is now addicted to dog the bounty hunter. Happy thanksgiving!

Now we are getting parenting lessons from my brother........ #FKRthanksgiving

Rolling cigarettes, children playing texas holdem, a TV blaring some show all happening right now. Very loud in here #FKRthanksgiving

diets be damned! happy thanksgiving!! #FKRthanksgiving

"asparagus doesn't smell like pee, it makes your pee smell like asparagus" #FKRthanksgiving

Took the lions defense in my fantasy league. Damnit. #fantasygenius #FKRthanksgiving

My big mama said 'the good thing about getting old is that I don't have to do anything anymore' #FKRthanksgiving

Friend's 17 y/o daughter stopped by. Biggest. Boobs. Ever. My brother feels dirty. I don't care, I'm looking. #FKRthanksgiving

Brother is flirting with old family friend. She used to babysit us and now he wants to sleep with her. Uncomfortable? Yes #FKRthanksgiving

Lots of food, uncomfortable sexual advances, loud ass kids, dog pissed on couch, broken chairs, and more at the #FKRthanksgiving

anyone else so full that they feel sick? my God, it was good............. #FKRthanksgiving

Cousin's baby is sick & up watching barney. 'If you're happy and you know it' echoing through the house & stuck in my head #FKRthanksgiving

Just held my wife back from punching my brother. No shit. Literally held her back. #FKRthanksgiving



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