what language is this?

i found this sign posted in the workout facility at my apartment complex.

i was completely dumbfounded when i saw it, so i had to take a photo.

















are you freaking kidding me???

granted, my grammar can be pretty bad sometimes. i can comma splice, with the best of them.

however, this is absurd! the person who wrote this has a job. the person who made this sign has a freaking job in the united states of america!