christmas lights

last night my wife and i went driving through fancy neighborhoods looking at the christmas lights. i has been one of my favorite things to do since i was a kid. every year, my dad and i would put up lights at our house and then the whole family would go riding and looking at the lights.

last night my wife and i had holiday traditions on the satellite radio and had a nice time looking at houses we will never, in a million years, be able to afford.

there are plenty of neighborhoods that are not far from my apartment that are full of multi-million dollar homes. most of them were decorated for christmas and were incredibly classy. however, one caught my eye.

we were in a neighborhood that backed up to the chattahoochee river in alpharetta. big, nice houses. and we saw this:










a very classy, elegant home with those big ass, gaudy inflatables........


you live in a freaking mcmansion on the river outside of atlanta, georgia and you want to put these trashy-ass inflatables in your yard???? you aren't in the trailer park anymore!


white trash with money.........