I'm betting that she is super hot.....

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says "you're beautiful" - my first thought was that it must be some fat girl's car

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had to hobble into a mall at 4am on crutches, but I scored some awesome black friday vinyl

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Molly getting her belly rubbed. goofy-ass dog

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Molly's shirt cracks me up

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this is Molly

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my mom's dog, daisy

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gizmo

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I've introduced my cousin's 3 y/o to the best Batman ever, Adam West (@therealadamwest)

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gizmo is worried about me

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at least I have these

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gizmo fonzerelli is looking out for me

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this is what sexy looks like

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Mexican restaurant in gatlinburg, tn. I'm not sure I want to see this while I'm eating...

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holy crap. last time I heard this I was 7.

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I couldn't do this everyday

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at my pre-op appointment in Atlanta and sitting next to this guy #SkolVikings #Vikings

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on the sweet tomatoes catering van. ha!

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slider giving the camera a "hey ladies, how YOU doing?" kind of look

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walked in the living room to find my wife has this channel on. IT'S NOVEMBER 7th!!

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BET's election coverage features this man wearing an over sized bow tie

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holy mother of God! these are so damn delicious.

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was flipping channels when all of the sudden..... #WhatIsWrongWithAmerica

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when I opened the door at the station this scared the ever-living shit out of me

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holy. moly. delicious.

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