I'm sure it's not as awesome as the name suggests

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do people seriously buy valentine balloons two weeks in advance?

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do people seriously buy valentine balloons two weeks in advance?

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#Throwback

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i would hang this in my house

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wow. #Snowpocalypse

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first I can't get to work, then this happens. #DamnYouWinterStormLeon

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first I can't get to work, then this happens. #DamnYouWinterStormLeon

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you're doing a lot of good work, sign

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melissa carter's cup made me happy #MasterShake

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the fact that I have to wait 2 weeks to see a new episode of true detective kind of pisses me off. stupid Super Bowl.....

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I've rediscovered the greatness that is ebay

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that sounds dirty....

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that sounds dirty....

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someone dropped this in the hallway outside of my apartment.....

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I feel for my friends in Mankato, MN. I miss the hell out of weather like they've got tonight. stay warm.

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wife is convinced a girl at petco has a crush on me; she gets pissed every time the girl speaks to me. like i can control how sexy i am….

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elvis is taking us to church this morning

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he's sleeping while standing up

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quick question. is it ok to have chili for breakfast?

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blah blah justin bieber blah blah

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#ThrowbackThursday

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#ThrowbackThursday

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the idiots in the apartment above me allow their son to ride his skateboard in the house. i wish bad things upon those people….

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this awesome piece of vinyl just showed up in the mail

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this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

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not even once

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our waiter today was appropriately named

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our waiter today was appropriately named

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he's popping bubble wrap at a red light

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he's popping bubble wrap at a red light

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halfoffdepot.com didn't fully think this through....

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halfoffdepot.com didn't fully think this through....

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#instadog #instagiz

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#instadog

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who the hell is this and why does he have a calendar?

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who the hell is this and why does he have a calendar?

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i don't get all the posts about girls taking their bra off after a long day and how it is "the best feeling in the world" and how "guys will never understand." when a bra comes off it is the best feeling in the world for us too.

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#TBT #throwbackthursday

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#TBT

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the new season of honey boo boo starts tomorrow and i'm far more excited than i should be.

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a random text from my dad. is it offensive or hilarious? I vote hilarious.

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a random text from my dad. is it offensive or hilarious? I vote hilarious.

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black guys dressed as the Statue of Liberty are back and waving you in to get your taxes done

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the hot girls from the big bang theory at the golden globes last night

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E!'s coverage of the Golden Globes red carpet was filled with super fun facts about debilitating diseases

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part of me believes that the NFL is the new WWF.

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wife gave me this for Christmas. it's awesome.

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wife gave me this for Christmas. it's awesome.

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sweet melissa records in Marietta was good to me today

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sweet melissa records in Marietta was good to me today

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now that we have hardwood floors, the only acceptable way to get around the house is to slide in your socks.

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these things are delicious

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met Vanessa Hudgens today.

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met Vanessa Hudgens today.

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so many questions. such as, why would a mutant drive a Kia?

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so many questions. such as, why would a mutant drive a Kia?

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#throwbackthursday

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throwback

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this hangs right next to my computer. #Elvis

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