creepy ass Ronald McDonald doll at my parents' house #NightmareFuel

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know how I know you're a douche?

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the guy in the back probably thought that this threesome was going to be a lot more fun

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spotted this beautiful specimen in Rome, GA

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this made me laugh

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currently on the turntable

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currently on the turntable

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this majestic thing is hanging up at my dentist office

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lotion specifically for playing with yourself?

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#GTI

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this is the reason that my wife and I simply trade cards in the store and put them back

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thought this was a pretty awesome idea

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check out what's on @HBO! awesome

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I finally got this

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this man knew that he needed to look good on national TV today, so the Jeff Gordon jacked was a no-brainer

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was surprised today by a package in the mail from my maw maw.

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beyonce on pause

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ray lewis lasagna. ha!

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AMC has the right idea today

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#BreakingNews from the no-shit-sherlock-department

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