NY's Dumbest; NYC sanitation workers destroy a Ford Expediton

cars in the fancy mall

like most major cities, atlanta has a fancy mall.

phipps plaza is home to tiffany & co., gucci, saks fifth avenue, juicy couture, versace and more.

it is the fancy mall. and just as you would expect the cars that are on display from local dealerships are fancy as well.





there is a jaguar










a lotus







a maserati





two drop-top bentleys










a lamborghini











and then there is this...............

































a freaking kia sorento. a $26,000 kia sorento.

in a mall where someone thinks that the patrons would consider buying a maserati or a lamborghini or a bentley, someone thinks that maybe those people have over looked a kia.


if the kia was in the mall next to the majic johnson theatre, yeah, that would make sense. but this kia is on display inside a mall where stores sell watches than the $26,000 it takes to buy it.

i don't imagine anyone walking buy and saying "you know, i was thinking about getting one of those bentleys, but this kia is just so darn nice"

my christmas song

bug in the toilet

even seen a bug in the toilet that is so big that you have to take a picture of it? i have.............

















i saw this in the urinal at a mcdonald's in acworth, ga. this thing was huge! HUGE!

it was big enough that it made me pull out my phone and take a photo of it.


i have no idea what it was, but i know that it looked like a big ass ant with pinchers. it looked like it could take a chunk out of your ass.

how in the hell could the cleaning guy miss this? how the hell does this thing end up in the urinal of a mcdonald's?

facebook cures cancer

for the past few days i have seen this status all over my facebook page:

Most people have 1000 wishes for Christmas; a cancer patient only has one, to get better. I know 97% of you won't respost this to your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who has died, or is still fighting, or survived cancer, copy this to your status

what an incredibly depressing thing to write on your facebook status. therefore, i wrote this on my fat kid rocks facebook page:

hey facebook! people who have cancer wish they didn't have it, i get it. stop with the status updates of "people with cancer don't want to die for christmas"

and here comes the hate.................


my favorite is the comment: "how do i unlike fat kid rocks?"

so, it's funny if i am offensive unless it is offensive to you?

not to mention text after text after text from my wife telling me how awful it is that i posted that.

look, no one wants to have cancer. and no one wants to die on christmas. i get that. what i don't get is putting some depressing shit like that on your status.

i understand that you had a loved one that died of cancer or a loved that is battling cancer. so do i. i have lots of family that have had cancer, currently have cancer and that have died of cancer.

but, honestly, read this again: Most people have 1000 wishes for Christmas; a cancer patient only has one, to get better.

really?? they just want to get better?? no shit sherlock, they have fucking cancer. but guess what, writing that on your status doesn't help. at all.

and me pointing out the fact that it is useless isn't wrong by any means.

do you want to help in some way? donate - cancer.org

and stop with these pointless postings on facebook

licorice freak-out

christmas lights

last night my wife and i went driving through fancy neighborhoods looking at the christmas lights. i has been one of my favorite things to do since i was a kid. every year, my dad and i would put up lights at our house and then the whole family would go riding and looking at the lights.

last night my wife and i had holiday traditions on the satellite radio and had a nice time looking at houses we will never, in a million years, be able to afford.

there are plenty of neighborhoods that are not far from my apartment that are full of multi-million dollar homes. most of them were decorated for christmas and were incredibly classy. however, one caught my eye.

we were in a neighborhood that backed up to the chattahoochee river in alpharetta. big, nice houses. and we saw this:










a very classy, elegant home with those big ass, gaudy inflatables........


you live in a freaking mcmansion on the river outside of atlanta, georgia and you want to put these trashy-ass inflatables in your yard???? you aren't in the trailer park anymore!


white trash with money.........

Giant Baby

a few weeks ago my best friend's sister mentioned that he looked like a giant baby when he walked around in his underwear.

so, naturally, i put him in a diaper and filmed a video series.

this is the adventures of giant baby

near and far

birthday present

my 30th birthday is coming up and i know what you are thinking. you are thinking "dang, fat kid's birthday is at the end of the month and i need to get him something. what should i get him?" donate to the special olympics polar plunge, specifically the Fat Kid Rocks team......that is what you should get me



Click here to donate to the Fat Kid Rocks Polar Plunge Team