i put in my two weeks notice at my last job on the tuesday after labor day. my boss told me that i would be required to work a "full two weeks notice" which resulted in me working on a rogue monday. today i received a paycheck totaling $0.00 for that rogue monday. they claim that they can take entire amount i earned for insurance premiums. i call bullshit.

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who's 32 years old and just got this case for his phone? this guy.

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who's 32 years old and just got this case for his phone? this guy.

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my 7 y/o niece said "I don't listen to justin beiber anymore. I've outgrown him." smart girl.

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the hi-fi express gas station in shannon, ga is a classy place

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the hi-fi express gas station in shannon, ga is a classy place

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in super heavy traffic a car came speeding down the turn lane and cut off my wife nearly causing a wreck. seeing as we were in slow moving/stopped traffic, I got out and walked up to his car. I said "don't get up, I just want a photo of a douchebag"

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in super heavy traffic a car came speeding down the turn lane and cut off my wife nearly causing a wreck. seeing as we were in slow moving/stopped traffic, I got out and walked up to his car. I said "don't get up, I just want a photo of a douchebag"

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great name for a website that picks up hot moms and bangs them in a van.

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ever walk into a room just as a group starts laughing? you know they're probably laughing at something else, but you still get paranoid that they're laughing at you? yeah, me neither.....

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wife went to walk the dog. she calls me and says "i can't get back in the house, there's a snake at the door. come deal with it" it's sad. i really loved her, but she's gone now......a victim of nature.

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September 26 - Merry Christmas from Walmart

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September 26 - Merry Christmas from Walmart

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bud selig is retiring!! now, maybe pete rose will be allowed in cooperstown where he belongs.

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new boss was in LA for three days. he showed up today with this for me. cheap bastard or awesome boss?

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new boss was in LA for three days. he showed up today with this for me. cheap bastard or awesome boss?

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wait, what?

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I took my wife out to a fancy dinner at red lobster. our waitress' name was Montreal. exotic and fancy, that's how I roll.

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let's get one thing straight: this is not attractive. not at all. the waste of talent and over-exsposure just makes it even worse....

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classic

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my dad just sent me this photo from his local Walmart in Rome, GA. I don't even want to imagine...

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my dad just sent me this photo from his local Walmart in Rome, GA. I don't even want to imagine...

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very cool.

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i am one of the least sentimental people i know, but i just can't bring myself to get rid of any of my t-shirts. it's becoming a problem.

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saw this little guy outside of my apartment

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not too bad after six weeks off

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not too bad after six weeks off

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a public service announcement for parents: the letters 'Y' and 'I' are not interchangeable. replacing an 'I' with a 'Y' doesn't make your kids' name unique; it makes you look like an idiot.

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i hate the fact that i hate some people as much as i hate them.

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this is nice on a Sunday morning

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starting my morning off right

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reason #14532 why i'll never fully understand the internet

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@CrashDClark getting pampered

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throwback

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so here's the chair I'm supposed to use at my new job

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so here's the chair I'm supposed to use at my new job

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something irks me about women who constantly(every damn day) post memes and statuses about how wonderful their husbands are

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I'm pretty much an f'n genius when it comes to hamburger helper

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this idea made someone a million dollars

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this idea made someone a million dollars

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My cousin was deployed this weekend. His 3 y/o son didn't want him to go. Heartbreaking.

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last day at my job. coworker asked "what are your digits?" not sure i'm ok with giving my number to a white guy who uses the term "digits"

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I'm pretty sure that my oatmeal is designed for senior citizens

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I'm pretty sure that my oatmeal is designed for senior citizens

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this book is sitting on the computer desk at my in-laws' house

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this book is sitting on the computer desk at my in-laws' house

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another gem from collinsville

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another gem from collinsville

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this is for sale in collinsville, Alabama

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this is for sale in collinsville, Alabama

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proof I've seen too much on the Internet: I laughed way too hard at this

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CH-CH-CH-AH-AH-AH

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just noticed this ad in creative loafing

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wife didn't understand the CSI: Miami reference

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wife didn't understand the CSI: Miami reference

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friend just said this should be my personal motto: "i'm not actually funny; i'm just mean and people think i'm joking."

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#TBT

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co-worker says that thursday is "pre-friday" because you have to not care today to prepare yourself to not care tomorrow. sound logic.

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know who i feel bad for today? alzheimer's patients. telling them to "never forget" just seems cruel.....

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classy.

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facebook is really unbearable today.

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i'm beginning to hate the camel, but this made me legitimately laugh

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caught myself in the mirror today and i actually looked my age. this is the first time this has ever happened to me. i don't like it.

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Mexican soul food sounds delicious

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