Friday, February 28, 2014

caroline rhea stopped by the station today



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caroline rhea stopped by the station today



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March 27th should be declared a national holiday. how can I work while this is out there???



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March 27th should be declared a national holiday. how can I work while this is out there???



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Thursday, February 27, 2014

heaven is a place where these don't make you fat and the bag never gets empty



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heaven is a place where these don't make you fat and the bag never gets empty



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I'm so glad to see that you put a red X on your hand and posted a photo of it on Facebook. that'll sure teach those human traffickers......

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#ThrowbackThursday #NoNeck #SeriouslyWhereIsMyNeck



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#ThrowbackThursday #NoNeck #SeriouslyWhereIsMyNeck



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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

remember that we live in a world without personal responsibility or accountability. so, live it up! everything is somebody else's fault anyways.

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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

this just showed up in the mail. today went from pretty good to awesome.



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this just showed up in the mail. today went from pretty good to awesome.



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atlanta schools are adding 5 minutes to each class to make up snow days. i'm sure those 5 minutes will be used wisely and not wasted at all.

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Monday, February 24, 2014



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stopped by criminal records and picked this up today @butchwalker



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harold ramis is dead?????? does that mean there won’t be new ghostbusters movie??????

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there is a Walmart employee out there who had to respond to a random tweet from a guy named "fat kid"



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there is a Walmart employee out there who had to respond to a random tweet from a guy named "fat kid"



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#Truth #GirlScoutCookies



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Saturday, February 22, 2014

wife's 15 y/o cousin is now following me on twitter. I'll take things that won't end well for $100, Alex.

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Friday, February 21, 2014

if you have a salt life sticker on your car and you don't live at the beach, I automatically assume that you're a douche

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Thursday, February 20, 2014

my dentist office's waiting room kicks ass



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why in the hell is this in my mailbox at work??



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#Throwback



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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

there is only one way to eat string cheese and that is to pull it apart in strings. people who just bite into it are animals.

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Monday, February 17, 2014

sometimes life doesn't suck



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sometimes life doesn't suck



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this is meryl davis. she is an olympic figure skater. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER FACE??????



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Sunday, February 16, 2014

I don't like buying cards, so this is the card I bought my day for his birthday



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I don't like buying cards, so this is the card I bought my day for his birthday



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Saturday, February 15, 2014

wife just looked at me and said "seriously?"



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wife just looked at me and said "seriously?"



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just got this email from halfoffdepot.com. can you believe the price on those sunglasses???



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just got this email from halfoffdepot.com. can you believe the price on those sunglasses???



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Friday, February 14, 2014

valentine from my wife. #SheGetsMe



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valentine from my wife. #SheGetsMe



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Thursday, February 13, 2014

throwback



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ticket to all of the valentine's day action



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Wednesday, February 12, 2014



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seriously, i need to learn how to curl #RussianWomensCurlingTeam



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holy crap. i need to learn how to curl! #RussianWomensCurlingTeam



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don't be a fool.....



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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

after watching the news here in Atlanta I'm amazed that people are allowed to have an ice maker in their home. ice kills, people. wake up!

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just noticed the salt and pepper shakers in my hotel room #YouHadOneJob



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so, there's this.



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so, there's this.



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I can guarantee that no sir, you are not.



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using the word "prolly" is one of the quickest ways to make me hate you.

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Monday, February 10, 2014

katy perry's ass in sweatpants.



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Sunday, February 09, 2014

if the Atlanta media is to be believed, in less than 24 hours I'm going to be buried under 17 feet of ice.......or something like that

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Saturday, February 08, 2014

can someone explain why zombies are cool?

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Friday, February 07, 2014

i met garth brooks backstage at the opry when i was 14 #ThrowbackThursday



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Wednesday, February 05, 2014

i was asked to write a 50 word bio about myself for work. how can i condense this much awesome into 50 words?

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Tuesday, February 04, 2014

you know, you've got that fancy camera and you kind of know photoshop.........you should totally start a photography business.

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my desk drawers at work



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my desk drawers at work



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Monday, February 03, 2014

#RIPPhilipSeymourHoffman



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Sunday, February 02, 2014

I'm at a Super Bowl party at a home that has a TV in the bathroom mirror. INSIDE THE BATHROOM MIRROR.



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I'm at a Super Bowl party at a home that has a TV in the bathroom mirror. INSIDE THE BATHROOM MIRROR.



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don’t forget the real winners of the super bowl: the poor african kids who get new t-shirts featuring the losing teams’ logo.

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