oh, how the mighty have fallen

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no less than 3 children have been touched by the person who drives this van

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I'm at build-a-bear with my nephew and my question is: who in the hell is Cody Simpson???

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this lady on CNN kinda looks like a dog

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I couldn't be married to some stuck up, uptight, bitchy girl

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#WhaleTail

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couldn't help myself

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the bane of my existence this morning

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in my head it is bra-man. as in "bra-man: defender of the boobies".

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my hometown of Rome, GA keeping it classy #HomeGrownRacism

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Walmart in Chattanooga #OhHellYeah

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these were sold out in Atlanta on record store day. didn't expect to find them in Chattanooga left over.

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saw a man showing off his tiny penis in traffic

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nice text from my friend @crashdclark

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somebody sold a shit ton of make up

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wait, so is the whole elevator expired?

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finally have a chance to sit down and listen to this

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dog sitting my mom's dog this weekend. this is daisy. #Instadog

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my clippers broke halfway through cutting my hair, so the only way to may it even was to shave it completely. now I look like a serial killer.

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awesome

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one of these things is not like the other, which one of these things is not like the other.....

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I don't imagine they sell many of those stickers

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it's always a good day when you get a package from @ThirdManRecords

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the judge in the Zimmerman trial looks like Chris Farley in a wig.

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I see this all the time at work and I really like it

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