why I love my @VW GLI: a super quick turbo engine AND 35mpg

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this is what the Easter bunny brought to me

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Santa Claus helps the Easter Bunny via an iPad at breakfast

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the amount of freedom captured on this shirt is breathtaking

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go to the dollar tree, buy this, thank me later.

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it seems that Barry Manilow tickets didn't sell well....

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classy minivan sticker

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you may have one that's bigger or more expensive, but this one is mine and I earned it

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playoff tix on a groupon?? #TerribleSportsTown

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programming like this is how you know that NBC has accepted defeat during march madness

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"poops jelly beans" #WhyTheTerroristsHateUs

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my cousin has a 3 year old, so this is what my dumbass is doing today

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quality text from my wife

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great album. recorded in the jungle room at Graceland.

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even the tires are painted gold

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three way?

I fart in the car a lot. wife bought me this.

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facebook bitter

facebook has made me bitter.

i get angry looking at my personal facebook.  i just can't stand seeing some people and their smug-ass fucking faces.

i hate their happiness.  or fake happiness.  or whatever the fuck it is.

some of these people are friends or acquaintances that i have known for years, yet seeing their posts on facebook has begun to make me angry.

their smug fucking faces, their fake ass fucking status updates, their fucking comments................all of it is pissing me off.

i think i have a problem.

freaking awesome

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my iPod knows what day it is

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a stormtropper bobble head stuck on a Ferrari #NerdWithMoney

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the name of this wi-fi network cracked me up

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he named it that because he will eventually have to shoot it to put it out of its misery

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a movie that truly needed to be in bluray. #Shibby

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woohoo!

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if I bought this now it would be the hardened, stuck together candy mess it's supposed to be by Christmas

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asked my Apple TV to shuffle music videos. was greeted with this awesomeness

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my mom's #derpy dog, daisy. #derp

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the no-talent ass-clown retweeted me! awesome!

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