Friday, May 31, 2013

this made me laugh

Thursday, May 30, 2013

I rarely post on my personal Facebook page

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

wife made me download this and is forcing me to do it. I don't know who her crack dealer is, but I'm gonna kill him when I find him.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

I'm not quite sure what this is

Thursday, May 23, 2013

wow.

this is awesome! #Heavy #WifesCarWifesPresets

this awesomeness showed up in my mailbox today. third man's first sun records reissues. @ThirdManRecords @ThirdManRRS

in some aspects of my life I am very much an adult. my t-shirt collection is not one of them.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

this billboard made me laugh #PoopJoke

Saturday, May 18, 2013

woo! I'm a winner!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

that awkward moment when you admit to welfare fraud on my Facebook page and I take a screenshot and send it to your state's department of human services

this was up on my computer when I walked in this morning. I work with nerds.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

I'm pretty sure my wife hates me somedays

just $5?

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

just to piss of the police?

Monday, May 13, 2013

ghetto jeep

Sunday, May 12, 2013

gizmo #InstaDog

Saturday, May 11, 2013

at a thrift store with my mom and found this. it's gonna look great over my fireplace

this made me laugh

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

so, there's this happening at the entrance to my apartments

Monday, May 06, 2013

new specs

eye doctor. wife says my pupils are huge; it's blurry to me.....

this made me laugh

Saturday, May 04, 2013

gizmo #InstaDog

Friday, May 03, 2013

too slick? #KnowHowIKnowYouAreADouche

Thursday, May 02, 2013

it's like a train wreck of awesome #DoctorWho