gizmo fonzerelli

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it is a nice, quiet saturday morning. the birds are chirping before the rain comes, I'm relaxing in my chair with a cup of hot tea and listening to one of my record store day finds

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better than any food truck. @ThirdManRRS is at @Ear_EAV

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quality television

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the today show, keeping their fingers on the pulse

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pretty awesome find at the goodwill

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I have a dirty mind

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it's basically apple juice, so 11am isn't too early

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this headline made me laugh

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so, this is happening

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stereotypes are born out of truth. two types of fanta AND Hawaiian punch. #RedDrank

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amazing. simply, amazing. #rsd13

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I like to bowl

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the barber asked "sideburns: keep 'em or lose 'em?" this guy made the wrong decision

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record store day!! woo! @recordstoreday #RSD13

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somehow I don't quite believe this sign

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rode with friend to pick up his daughter after Taylor Swift. saw this in bathroom at CNN center

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#GTI

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is it me or does joe biden look like jeff dunham's walter?

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Lingerie Football Coach Goes On Rant At His Players

my uncle randy, a southern baptist pastor, sent me this card. I laughed out loud.

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I'd trade our April pollen for Minnesota's April snow any day. PS: my car is black

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saw this outside if my apartment and got sad #ThisCookieDeservedBetter

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hey @RegalMovies, wonder why this theatre is empty? because it cost me 4 hours worth of work to take my wife to the movies. #Ridiculous

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he's also wearing a belt buckle that says "cocky"

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this made me laugh. I'm perpetually 13 years old.

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April Fools Gone Wrong

if your concert needs a groupon, I assume that it's going to suck

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what if the building has been set on fire by really clever arsonists?

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baby?

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