I'm so glad that everyone on Facebook has kept me up to date on how much candy they have left.

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I don't know who needs to buy 54 condoms at a time, but he has my respect

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i give so little of a shit about halloween it took me 5 minutes to figure out why my friend turned me down for dinner plans.

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my iPhone 4 is the best phone I've ever owned. 3+ years with minimal problems. but it's dying, so it's time for a change.

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80s Halloween costumes were basically garbage bags with plastic mask for you to suffocate in

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as a kid I was always scared of Halloween. I'm a wuss. that's why I try to focus more on girls in sexy costumes rather than scary stuff.

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hands down, best pumpkin ever.

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between that damn camel, the stupid bitstrips, and now the freaking giraffes, i've determined that majority of my facebook friends are morons.

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I'm leaving a Michael Buble' concert and all I can think is that I hope that the Lane Bryants in this area are stocked up on panties

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"Waffle House Princess"

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Shameeka's hat says "Waffle House Princess"

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"Waffle House Princess"

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Shameeka's hat says "Waffle House Princess"

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sang karaoke all night with drunk lawyers in a Korean karaoke/hookah bar. I can't figure out why I have a pounding headache.....

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the view from the king and queen buildings really is awesome #Atlanta

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in response to the batman pajamas I found at target last night my mom sent me this

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in response to the batman pajamas I found at target last night my mom sent me this

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on mornings like this, when i wake up to 39 degree weather in georgia, i'm thankful for the time i spent in minnesota where i learned to shut the hell up about the weather because it could be a million times worse.

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$25 will buy you super awesome fleece pajamas at target

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$25 will buy you super awesome fleece pajamas at target

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any day I get a delivery from third man records is a good day in my book

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any day I get a delivery from third man records is a good day in my book

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alright. the bitstrips photos are annoying as hell. stop. stop it now.

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a decision was made here

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let's play a game of racist or not

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let's play a game of racist or not

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my favorite button in the entire building

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my new job keeps me out of the loop of good music. please help me, what's new and awesome that you are listening to?

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it's my favorite time of year: yoga pants weather

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stay classy, Georgia

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stay classy, Georgia

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seems awfully random at a subway in walnut grove, ga

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patriotism

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patriotism

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I'm 32 and have been shawshanked by teenage mutant ninja turtles #NoShame

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this will make the wedding easier tomorrow......

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now I'm worried. this is posted in the lobby of the hotel I'm staying at this weekend.

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now I'm worried. this is posted in the lobby of the hotel I'm staying at this weekend.

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this is parked outside of the hotel I'm staying at this weekend. should I be worried?

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this is parked outside of the hotel I'm staying at this weekend. should I be worried?

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i had to pick up a tux rental today and the man at the counter in front of me was buying some shirts. over $1600 for a few shirts. that's just stupid.

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this is hanging up at our local Mexican restaurant and I don't like it. it's freaking me out.

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An Army Ranger named Josh Hargis was seriously injured by a suicide bomber in Afghanistan on October 6th. His commanding officer presented him with a Purple Heart in the hospital, assuming that Josh was still unconscious. But, when he pinned the medal on to his blanket Josh started moving, raised his right arm, and saluted him. Awesome.

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apparently there's a PR firm that keeps up with media moves in Atlanta. I'm in the email this month. #SoClose

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apparently there's a PR firm that keeps up with media moves in Atlanta. I'm in the email this month. #SoClose

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truth.

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dinner music #OnTheTurntable

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i hate people. don't get me wrong, i don't hate you personally. i just hate people as a collective whole. but, there are a few individuals that i'd like to throw off of a bridge...

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#OnTheTurntable

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"cell phone free for safety, but please put your life in danger to report my driving"

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is there a movement to make sweatpants an acceptable form of business attire? how do we make that happen??

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the drug dealer in my apartment complex is a really nice guy

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i don't know about you, but i feel much safer knowing that this guy is under control

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nice start to a Sunday

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ellijay, ga is a classy place.

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again. ellijay, ga is a classy place.

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ellijay, ga is a classy place.

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the apple festival is full of classy people

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the scariest part is when they make you smoke meth in a double wide

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the scariest part is when they make you smoke meth in a double wide

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no reason to ease into a Saturday morning, start it off loud

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Pablo Francisco cracks me up

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