brother-in-law's birthday

my brother-in-law's 30th birthday is coming up. he is a very successful assistant district attorney here in georgia. a very well-respected and powerful man. this is the birthday card i am sending him.

this is what my wife has to deal with

being married to me can't be easy

Baby Daddy Crib

i use foursquare. there is something kind of fun about it. it's kind of stupid, i know, but i like it.

if you don't know what it is, wikipedia says this:

Users "check-in" at venues using a mobile website, text messaging or a device-specific application by running the application and selecting from a list of venues that the application locates nearby.[3] Each check-in awards the user points and sometimes "badges".

i check in a lot, but i never add stupid places like "my house" or "timmy's place" or whatever.

i opened up my foursquare while sitting on my couch and noticed that someone had added "baby daddy crib" and it was .5 miles away.

this didn't really surprise me because i live in the hood. in the freaking ghetto. ghet-to.







i clicked on it because i thought it would be funny to check in at "baby daddy crib" but, i noticed the photo of the mayor was a little different than i expected















when i saw a place named "baby daddy crib", i immediately thought that the mayor would be a photo of a maury show guest. however, the little bit i could see didn't look like what i expected at all











so, i had to investigate more. i clicked on the mayor of "baby daddy crib" to get a closer look but only got this.




i still couldn't see all of it, but i could tell that the mayor of "baby daddy crib", the person who obviously created the place on foursquare and checks-in all the time, is not what i expected.

i figured i would see someone more along the lines of gabourey sidibe

instead, when i click the photo, i was greeted with this:

this little cutie is the mayor of a place called "baby daddy crib" on foursquare. a place that is a half-mile from my house in the middle of the freaking ghetto.

i didn't expect the cute, chipmunk cheeks and cheerleader build. but apparently, daddy's disappointment is down with the swirl. it seems that krystal k. a fan of the smoked sausage.

i'm a big kid

this makes me so happy




i loved nickelodeon when i was a kid. the 90s nick show are an integral part of my childhood and i will watch this stuff over and over and over.

i am a big kid

casey anthony vs. facebook

these people on facebook writing status after status about casey anthony are driving me crazy. these idiots are acting like they had a personal connection to the case.

take, for instance, this person from my personal facebook. i've blacked out the names. not because i give a shit, but because i don't want to hear crap from my wife for making fun of her friends.

first, before the verdict was to be read, this is what she posted:







next, her status when the verdict was read cracks me up:






if you were watching this unfold on your facebook newsfeed, you might think that she is done. but, no, she wasn't done.



my favorite is the spelling of "OBSERD"



now for the tears.......OH GOD THE TEARS!!!!!




i would like to note that the person with the red line is a guy. he is the only guy that was featured in this facebook exercise.




now, after a day full of crying over some random person not being given the death penalty, you are pretty tired. so, there is only one logical thing to do: