I think foursquare is hitting on me...

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went all out and spent $600 on myself for my birthday

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I can't decide, is it gay to drink this?

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my super awesome birthday gift from my parents

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my friend Doug has never been so happy

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my mother-in-law gave me this pair of jeans for Christmas. I'm not going to read into it

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saw this in the kitchen at work. I get the feeling that this will kill me.

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most of my Christmas gifts were more expensive, but this shirt is just awesome

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try to say their website without sounding like an Asian Joan Jett.

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my nephew is using the Christmas present I got him

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ha! #SmartCar

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@fatkidrocks: my sister-in-law seriously just opened a christmas gift of hair spray and shot gun shells #FKRchristmas

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shits and...

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know how I know you're a douche?

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ho ho ho bitches.... #FKRchristmas

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spotted in Chattanooga, TN. #FKRchristmas

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is this a black Santa? I can't tell... #FKRchristmas

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creepy ass baby doll at Walmart

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shoes for crossdressers

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this logo made me laugh

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even when you feel confined, dare to be different

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the best part of my tacky Christmas outfit?

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my dirty Santa gift was titled "high class white trash"

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MIL got me a membership to the @thirdmanrecords vault but says I can't open it till Christmas

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breaking news??

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my go to wrapping paper: black Santa

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saw this Obama shirt at the mall and it made me laugh

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ten bucks says he got busted cheating on her

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whatever it takes I guess....

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no wonder Alabama wins so much, they have their own leprechaun!

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is it really necessary for these to make a comeback?

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