stupid.

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for the life of me i can't figure out why people don't listen to what i have to say. life would be easier if people would just realize that i'm right.

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"Dixieland, it's where I was born. Early Lord, one frosty morn"

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throwback Thursday, you say?

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throwback Thursday, you say?

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I don't know the story, but this text made me laugh out loud.

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"i sure hope we kill those bastards in syria that have been threatening our american way of life" said no one, ever.

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look at this, citizen. not that, but this......over here....

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when I was a kid I loved choose your own adventure books. I wish life was as easy as flipping ahead and seeing if you die on page 37 or not.

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so this is happening at Popeyes. the iPad in his hand is blaring hip-hop.

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so this is happening at Popeyes. the iPad in his hand is blaring hip-hop.

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a winner of the Nobel peace prize isn't sure if he wants to start another war....

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USA! USA! USA!

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sometimes i think to myself "i should post an obscure status on facebook and take a shot at so-and-so," but then i realize that i hate people who do that. so here i am posting a status about wanting to post a status and now i'm becoming what i hate. damn you, facebook.

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president and his administration says that a country is using terrible weapons against its own people and we need to step in and use military force. those who don't learn from the past are doomed to something, something......

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that just seems mean and uncalled for.

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miley cyrus' ass.

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ir·rel·e·vant adjective 1. not connected with or relevant to something. see also MTV VMAs

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it's fantasy football draft day. what is your team name?

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took my mom to a beer fest in Chattanooga. we're both a little drunk.

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took my mom to a beer fest in Chattanooga. we're both a little drunk.

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nothing makes me feel more gangsta than when a black guy stops me at a gas station and says he likes my shoes

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after today's news I need to cleanse my brain #Batman

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after today's news I need to cleanse my brain #Batman

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the only person on my personal facebook that has anything positive to say about ben affleck being batman is a gay dude i went to high school with.

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the news that ben affleck is going to be the new batman has completely ruined my day.

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when you're driving and you glance over at the person beside you, why do they always look back at you?

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it's finally happening. i'm starting to get sick of that damn camel.

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calvin and hobbes spoke truth.

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somewhere there is a redneck waiting for his collection of big johnson t-shirts to be cool again.

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FYI: if there are two girls in the profile photo, the account belongs to the ugly one.

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he wore his classy t-shirt to the braves game today

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field crew is working. looks like we're going to see some baseball.

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this guy in front of me is watching a movie as he drives

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my favorite elvis shirt (with one of my favorite people, too)

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deb is killing me by driving her mazdaspeed mx-5 56mph on GA400

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my wife says that something is wrong with me because every girl i've ever been associated with got fat. i'm not sure how to take this...

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Tim Tebow's birthday today and Tom Brady got hurt. Jesus Christ's press conference is scheduled for 6pm.

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how are you celebrating #ElvisWeek?

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how are you celebrating #ElvisWeek?

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always remember...

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that awkward moment when your passive-aggressive status taking a stab at someone is liked by the person you were taking a stab at.

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called my 83 y/o grandfather. me: how are things? pawpaw: "well, my pecker don't work anymore, but everything else is working just fine"

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if more people would accept the fact that I'm always right, everybody's life would be easier

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i don't watch breaking bad. am i really missing something or is it over-hyped?

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hyde may have been right.....

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last night on the way home i stopped for flowers and chocolate. the old man working said "looks like someone is in trouble." i replied "no, it's my anniversary this weekend and i'm just trying to stave off trouble." #AlwaysThinkAhead

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nemo has seen some shit

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someone is getting laid on their anniversary......

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if i was usher the most embarrassing part of this ordeal being on TV would be everyone seeing the ugly-ass woman i used to be married to

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role play beard? i guess it's the same as me asking my wife to wear a wig.....

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today would have been whitney houston's 50th birthday. be sure to light a candle in her memory #RIPWhitney #JokesThatDontGetOld

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great way to start the morning

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hypocrisy - hy·poc·ri·sy noun : a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion SEE ALSO: Facebook status

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my friend's 12 year old daughter is now following me on Instagram. this will not end well.

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huh?

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this made me laugh #SoundsDirty

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this made me laugh #SoundsDirty

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how crazy is shark week? sharks are now being found on the subway in new york. that crazy.

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damn that camel. i'm sure it will get old, but it hasn't yet.

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PREDICTION: in 15 years 7 out of 10 middle schoolers will need therapy due teasing from someone who found naked photos of their mom online

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there are two types of people: those who love nutella and those who are wrong

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i'm so glad that i'm on facebook this afternoon because i've been wondering all day how all of your kids enjoyed their first day of school.

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I hate the fact that I have to grow up and learn the truth about people.

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no thanks, diet coke. I'm good.

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no thanks, diet coke. I'm good.

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on the turntable this morning

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around this time every year my facebook feed is full of photos of kids on their first day of the school year. i've never seen one photo of me on the first day of the school year. not one. so the question for my mom is: what the hell??????

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the guy behind me wanted his jeep to be a little more 'murican

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mental torture from my wife

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