Saturday, November 30, 2013
#SocialMediaExplained

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my wife and sister-in-law have made Pinterest come alive at my inlaws' house #delicious #NotWorthTheWork
my wife and sister-in-law have made Pinterest come alive at my inlaws' house #delicious #NotWorthTheWork

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how early is too early to drink this? it's basically apple juice, right?

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Friday, November 29, 2013
I don't mind seeing all the thanksgiving family photos on Facebook because I like seeing which of my friends have hot cousins/aunts/sisters-in-law
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my wife is at her parents house. said her dad just walked in and said this "lord have mercy, I dreamed and farted all night"
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Thursday, November 28, 2013
this has been the topic of conversation at my in-law's house today

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[Thanksgiving Post]: (insert things thankful for here)
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#ThrowbackThursday

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Wednesday, November 27, 2013
simple question: dressing or stuffing?
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after trying to build a fire in the fireplace i have come to this conclusion: i will never intentionally burn down anything.
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Tuesday, November 26, 2013
is photos of girls with their hand on their hip the new duck-face?
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i think i might want to see the new hunger games movie.............

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the dog that looks like hitler is cracking me up.

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Monday, November 25, 2013
the voice embodies everything that is wrong with both the television industry and the music industry. the general public is stupid.
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Sunday, November 24, 2013
i'm the worst fantasy football player in the history of mankind.
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Saturday, November 23, 2013
day of the doctor.
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Friday, November 22, 2013
just ran into Otis Nixon at a Wendy's. #Seriously

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my wife just handed me this and said "just because I love you." she could be telling the truth or she might be buttering me up for something........

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my wife just handed me this and said "just because I love you." she could be telling the truth or she might be buttering me up for something........
Thursday, November 21, 2013
if cereal is good enough for breakfast, why isn't it good enough for dinner?
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"Never believe quotes you read on the internet" -Abraham Lincoln
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Wednesday, November 20, 2013
wait. is our great national nightmare over? is it really over????? the camel...........he's gone?
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we are a nation of fat asses

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Tuesday, November 19, 2013
like my status and i'll give you a number. that number is how many shits i give about random facts about you.
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I like Tim....

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Monday, November 18, 2013
during a conversation with my wife she said "I wonder if people just don't like us..." that can't be right; I'm adorable.
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Sunday, November 17, 2013
oh. my. God.

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my prediction for the Falcons vs. Bucs game: Falcons win in double OT 3-0
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Saturday, November 16, 2013
eat your shit and get the hell out!

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Friday, November 15, 2013
I hope they aren't here for my drug-dealing neighbor; he's a nice guy

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Thursday, November 14, 2013
Throwback Thursday.

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Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
dr. phil sounds like the swedish chef speaking clear english.
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$192.28 for running a red light that holds for two and a half minutes every morning at 3:50am. thanks, city of atlanta.
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if i see one more person remind me of today's date on social media i'm going to throw my computer out of the window.
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Monday, November 11, 2013
you're welcome.

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i am in awe of the people who choose to stand between me and the enemy to protect my freedom. thank you to all who have served; we are forever in your debt.
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Sunday, November 10, 2013
happy 30th birthday to one of my favorites, miranda lambert

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Saturday, November 09, 2013
my best friend is deathly afraid of birds; I sent him this

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antlers and a nose on November 9th? now I really hate you.....

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Friday, November 08, 2013
hung fu?

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I always liked cash cab

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Thursday, November 07, 2013
i have a 17 y/o nephew. his 15 y/o girlfriend just followed me on twitter. i'll take "things that don't end well" for $1000, alex.
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Wednesday, November 06, 2013
CMA awards are tonight and the modern pop country music sound is so damn awful. it makes me angry.
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Tuesday, November 05, 2013
my God, I'm bald.......

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Monday, November 04, 2013
thanks to the USPS my bill payments are going to be a little more awesome

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i just bought 35 pairs of the same socks. i'm donating all of my old socks and now i'll never have to mate socks again. life just got eaiser.
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coworker said to me "i've never met someone so jaded, so young." i'm don't think it's a compliment, but i don't disagree either.
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Sunday, November 03, 2013
Alabama: nothing but class

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Saturday, November 02, 2013
preparing myself for morons on Facebook posting "I just can't get used to this time change" tomorrow and all next week
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oh God, the thankful posts are everywhere. damnitsomuch Facebook.
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Friday, November 01, 2013
what day is it? WHAT DAY IS IT?? IT'S HALF-PRICE CANDY DAY!!! WOO WOO!
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