Friday, February 28, 2014
caroline rhea stopped by the station today

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March 27th should be declared a national holiday. how can I work while this is out there???

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Thursday, February 27, 2014
heaven is a place where these don't make you fat and the bag never gets empty

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I'm so glad to see that you put a red X on your hand and posted a photo of it on Facebook. that'll sure teach those human traffickers......
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#ThrowbackThursday #NoNeck #SeriouslyWhereIsMyNeck

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Wednesday, February 26, 2014
remember that we live in a world without personal responsibility or accountability. so, live it up! everything is somebody else's fault anyways.
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Tuesday, February 25, 2014
this just showed up in the mail. today went from pretty good to awesome.

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atlanta schools are adding 5 minutes to each class to make up snow days. i'm sure those 5 minutes will be used wisely and not wasted at all.
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Monday, February 24, 2014

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harold ramis is dead?????? does that mean there won’t be new ghostbusters movie??????
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there is a Walmart employee out there who had to respond to a random tweet from a guy named "fat kid"
there is a Walmart employee out there who had to respond to a random tweet from a guy named "fat kid"

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Saturday, February 22, 2014
wife's 15 y/o cousin is now following me on twitter. I'll take things that won't end well for $100, Alex.
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Friday, February 21, 2014
if you have a salt life sticker on your car and you don't live at the beach, I automatically assume that you're a douche
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Thursday, February 20, 2014
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
there is only one way to eat string cheese and that is to pull it apart in strings. people who just bite into it are animals.
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Monday, February 17, 2014
sometimes life doesn't suck

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this is meryl davis. she is an olympic figure skater. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER FACE??????

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Sunday, February 16, 2014
I don't like buying cards, so this is the card I bought my day for his birthday

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Saturday, February 15, 2014
wife just looked at me and said "seriously?"

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just got this email from halfoffdepot.com. can you believe the price on those sunglasses???

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Friday, February 14, 2014
valentine from my wife. #SheGetsMe

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Thursday, February 13, 2014
ticket to all of the valentine's day action

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

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seriously, i need to learn how to curl #RussianWomensCurlingTeam

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holy crap. i need to learn how to curl! #RussianWomensCurlingTeam

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don't be a fool.....

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Tuesday, February 11, 2014
after watching the news here in Atlanta I'm amazed that people are allowed to have an ice maker in their home. ice kills, people. wake up!
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so, there's this.

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using the word "prolly" is one of the quickest ways to make me hate you.
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Monday, February 10, 2014
katy perry's ass in sweatpants.

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Sunday, February 09, 2014
if the Atlanta media is to be believed, in less than 24 hours I'm going to be buried under 17 feet of ice.......or something like that
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Saturday, February 08, 2014
can someone explain why zombies are cool?
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Friday, February 07, 2014
i met garth brooks backstage at the opry when i was 14 #ThrowbackThursday

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Wednesday, February 05, 2014
i was asked to write a 50 word bio about myself for work. how can i condense this much awesome into 50 words?
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Tuesday, February 04, 2014
you know, you've got that fancy camera and you kind of know photoshop.........you should totally start a photography business.
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my desk drawers at work

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Monday, February 03, 2014
#RIPPhilipSeymourHoffman

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Sunday, February 02, 2014
I'm at a Super Bowl party at a home that has a TV in the bathroom mirror. INSIDE THE BATHROOM MIRROR.

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I'm at a Super Bowl party at a home that has a TV in the bathroom mirror. INSIDE THE BATHROOM MIRROR.
don’t forget the real winners of the super bowl: the poor african kids who get new t-shirts featuring the losing teams’ logo.
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